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Don't Forget to Set Your Clocks AHEAD !!! Daylight Saving Time begins for most of the United States at 2 a.m. on the first Sunday of April. This year the nation will return to daylight savings time starting on Sunday, April 2, 2006   The wind told the grasses, And the grasses told the trees. The trees told the bushes, And the bushes told the bees. The bees told the robin, And the robin sang out clear: Wake up! Wake up! Spring is here!   Just as sunflowers turn their heads to catch every sunbeam, so too have we discovered a simple way to get more from our sun. We've learned to save energy and enjoy sunny summer evenings by switching our clocks an hour forward in the summer.   A Belated April Fool's Day   April 1st, 2006 White House Press Release: When his term is up, George W. will start teaching at Brown University. He will be teaching Speech.. Former Speaker of House, Newt; Senators John McCain and Hillary Clinton announce they are not running for president in 2008. Congressman Linder introduced a bill to raise the underpaid IRS workers. B.J. Van Gundy and Neal Boortz will start teaching a class on How to be Humble at Georgia State. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney will start teaching a class at Morehouse College on How to Win Friends and Influence People. State Senator David Shaffer has endorsed Ralph Reed for Lt. Governor Bettye Chambers has changed her Internet Service Provided to AOL. All Republicans in Georgia are contributing big money to the Bill Clinton museum in Little Rock.   To Experience Total Bliss Click Here!                                   Ignorance Is Bliss!   Happy April Fools! Lotsa Smiles!  Keep scrolling   Click the grey button to hear the elephant sing!   Keep Scrolling           Keep Scrolling   Look out!  there is a grey mouse Look out it's near your hand!!!   (see! right there on your mouse pad!) Hey... I wasn't lying. click                 Keep Scrolling. . .         Keep Scrolling. . .   You Know What They Say About Fools... But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. -- 1 Cor 1:27 However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. -- Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux [Politicians] never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. -- Thomas Reed He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks. -- François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom. -- Elizabeth Gaskell Looking foolish does the spirit good. -- John Updike Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -- William Blake A fool must now and then be right by chance. -- Cowper It is better to be a fool than to be dead. -- Stevenson The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -- Mark Twain         Hope you had a fun day! April 1, 2006   Fun Webs 2 Go by Bettye