You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking      on the door. 9.  You have to have another kid      chew the candy for you. 8.  You ask for high fiber candy      only. 7.  When someone drops a candy      bar in your bag, you lose your      balance and fall over. 6.  People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"      and you're not wearing a mask. 5.  When the door opens you yell, "Trick      or ...."  and can't remember the rest. 4.  By the end of the night, you have      a bag full of restraining orders.   3.  You have to carefully choose a      costume that won't dislodge your      hairpiece.   2.  You're the only Power Ranger in      the neighborhood with a walker.   And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...     *     *     *  1.  You keep having to go home to "rest" ;- )   No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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