Scary Presidential          Election 2008
Speakers on for Monster Mash   Click photos to enlarge Run, Obama, Run Hillary Gone Wild Barack Around the Clock John Edwards Feeling Pretty Obama Clinton Clinton Edwards   Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw ten $100  bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them  out  of the window and make 156 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 156 million forward this!       First Lady Bill Clinton in red   TERRORIST  ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR  FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY  HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE  REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:         SELDOM  BIN LAYED   "Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby born in the United States. And today, Republicans attacked Hillary's plan, saying what babies need are jobs, not handouts. ... $5,000? Imagine that. Remember when politicians just kissed babies? Now we have to pay them off too." --Jay Leno "It was announced this week that over the summer, Hillary Clinton's campaign raised $27 million, while Barack Obama's campaign raised $22 million. In a related story, Dennis Kucinich found a nickel between the couch cushions." --Conan O'Brien             This is too good to wait until Halloween!   Click here to view your Halloween card   Do the Monster Mash
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