For the Ladies Only

For the Ladies Only
    Oh, You Beautiful Doll

Now I lay me

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep

   Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

   And please lift my
   butt

Before it sags.

   Please no age spots

Please no gray

   And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

        Please keep me healthy

        Please keep me young,



        And thank you Dear Lord

        For all that you've done.


     Five tips for a woman....


    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

     Foot Note:
    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

   For the Woman with Nothing to do. . .

THIS IS REALLY COOL.
Click below: Noah's Ark
http://www.brookviewcottage.com/miles/cards/noah/noah.html

Late Webs 2 Go
by Bettye C.