Halloween Jokes Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts. Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive? A: A Boo-ick. Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game? A: Peekaboo Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best? A: Dead ends... Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch. Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection? A: Tombstones. Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert? A. I Scream. Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? A: Decomposing. Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? A: They both come out at night. Q: What type of dog does Dracula have? A: A blood hound. Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to? A: Wrap!     More     Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?  A - Stake !! Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball? A  - The bats (and the double-headers)  Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy? A  - Ultra-Bite.  Q - What does a monster wear when it rains? A  - His ghoul-oshes. Q - How did the monster predict his future? A  - With a horror-scope.  Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand? A  - He went to a second hand store.  Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road? A  - Because he didn't have any guts.  Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair? A  - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round. Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday? A  - Fangsgiving.  Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween? A  - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.  Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation? A  - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.  Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters? A  - Hemogoblin !!! Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"? A  - Winnie the Boo  A  - His bootiful ghoul-friend.  Q - Where do ghosts keep their cars? A  - In a mirage.  Q - What is the hardest thing to sell to a mummy? A  - Life Insurance.  Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing? A  - Take away his funny bone! Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A  - Neck tarines Q - Why didn't the wraith win at poker? A  - He didn't have a ghost of a chance.  Q - What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus? A  - The jugulars  Q - What do spooks call their Navy? A  - The ghost guard. Q - What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed? A  - A crumby mummy!  Q - Why do Casper's phone bills tend to be so high each month? A  - He is always calling ghost-to-ghost. Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? A  - Because he had no body to take ! Have a Happy Halloween!     Midi: Monster Mash

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